I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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