No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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