And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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