Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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