i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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