Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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