I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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