Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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