win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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