It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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