Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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