The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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