**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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