well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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