Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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