maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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