I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize