Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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