WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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