No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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