if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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