Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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