Non-Jews are for practice
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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