just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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