glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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