Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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