You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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