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Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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