I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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