I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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