I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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