Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
