I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
