The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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