The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
why do cheetos always look like penises
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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