The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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