you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I need to calm my uterus...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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