The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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