If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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