i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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