he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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