in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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