lets start a swedish sibling band together
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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