I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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