life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I have fence marks all over my body
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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