I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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