I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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