how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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