i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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