So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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