I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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