HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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