ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
