My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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